Something to get a kick out of!

Choose the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April-- I licked
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Chose the day you were born:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3 -------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------Chuck Norris
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------a banana
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Chose the color shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because I'm a ninja.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a llama
Red------------because im awesome like that
Blue------------because I'm hot and I do what I want
Green----------because I hate myself
Purple----------because I'm cool
Gray-----------because I was bored
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because I hate my pet ostrich
Brown---------because I was on a roller coaster
Other----------because that's how I roll
None----------because I can't control myself

Now, put your sentence together!

I had Lunch with a squirrel because I was bored.

WHO ARE YOU???

haha. Something fun..


Your Name: Amanda

Your Gangsta Name: (first 3 letters of your name plus "izzle") Amaizzle

Your Detective Name: (favorite color and favorite animal) Pink Wild Shmeese

Your Soap Opera Name: (Middle name and Street you live on) None Shaffner
[yeah, it's pretty dramatic.]
Your StarWars Name: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first) Rueam

Your Superhero Name: (2nd Favorite color and favorite soda) Green Root Beer

IRAQI NAME: (2ND letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mom's middle name) Mealea

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Parent's middle name) Margarita

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black coco

YOUR SWEET NAME (Your first pets name plus the first street you lived on) Coco shaffner

[sweet name? come on.]


Don't worry. I do know i haven't blogged in a million years.
so today i am making it up.
ha.