Something to get a kick out of!

Choose the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April-- I licked
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Chose the day you were born:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3 -------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------Chuck Norris
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------a banana
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Chose the color shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because I'm a ninja.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a llama
Red------------because im awesome like that
Blue------------because I'm hot and I do what I want
Green----------because I hate myself
Purple----------because I'm cool
Gray-----------because I was bored
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because I hate my pet ostrich
Brown---------because I was on a roller coaster
Other----------because that's how I roll
None----------because I can't control myself

Now, put your sentence together!

I had Lunch with a squirrel because I was bored.